The wedding shower...

Jessica and her friends engaged in the age-old ritual of the wedding shower over the weekend. I've seen the pictures finally and have some insight into what really happened.




Jessica looks at her loot after a rather successful "Dollar Dance."




That Jessica, always the cut-up, makes a joke to the crowd.




Jessica shows the other women how we get Lissie to go to sleep promptly at 8:30 p.m. every night.




Jessica shows everyone what will happen to David if he ever shows up late and drunk.




It's the world's largest cocaine cutting tray!




Here's one girl begging to be deflowered.




(And now, so I can actually look forward to a wedding in July...)
She's the greatest gift of all.